I find myself wondering a number of things the night before a dance competition starts:
1) Did Eisenhower and the boys have this much logistical groundwork to do when planning for the D-Day invasion?
2) What the fuck did people do before the advent of mini-vans, SUVs, and similar vehicles? I know you are going to say station wagons, Volvo boat-like sedans, etc, but seriously folks how did our parents fit all of our shit in their cars? Oh, that’s right, we didn’t have so much shit to cart around. An entire line of a peewee hockey team (with equipment) was able to fit in a two-door Chevy Malibu.
3) And lastly, and most pressingly, why don’t they serve alcohol at these events? They’d make a killing.